5 reasons I hate 1 thing about millions of people.

So I  am completing school soon. I graduate High School this June, and soon I go in for my senior luncheon. Now I am told, that when I go in, they will ask me questions about the school, what I liked, and didn't like, and what would I have changed

The thing that annoys me most about the school system of Eastern Maine, is the IDIOTS who think it's okay to go out in public with their freakin' pajamas. I was talking to somebody this morning and the conversation looked like this:
Them: "Guess what?"
Me (Generally curious, and eliminating the 'what' to be anything cool like 'I am typing this inside of an elefants stomach', or anything interesting to that effect, asked...) : "What?"
Them: "I am wearing my PJs to school."
Me: "No you aren't."

A very tactful move on my part seeing as it allowed me to authorize my incredibly reasonable solution on a modern day form of laziness to an otherwise unreasonable person (As proven by the fact they were planning on wearing pajamas out in public)

If I have any followers who DO wear PJs in public I feel this blog is especially important for you and you should pay attention to my reasons as to why not to do it. It could save your life someday.

Number 1: It's freaking lazy. Are you telling me, that you got up in the morning, pulled yourself out of bed, brushed your teeth, did your hair, put on makeup *Because I noticed primarily girls do it*, text a bit, eat breakfast, take a shower, chat on facebook, and then wait for the bus, and then leave to school, spend 8 hours in a place where you can sign out and go to the bathroom, and every 40 minutes you get 3 minutes to do anything you wish, and at a couple times in the day you get 20-30 minutes, and in all that time you are unable to change into a pair of pants? I rest my case. It's freaking lazy. I saw a girl come into school LATE and she was still wearing her PJ's. She took EXTRA TIME to be lazy. She had to literally PUT TIME ASIDE and save it, to be lazy. If I walked into her house while she was there, saw a big block in her living room asked "What the fuck is that" She would say "Oh, that's all the time I have today to be lazy." I guess as you get older you get less and less of that time, and your box gets smaller as life starts kicking it in, but then can you explain to me why even without that time to be lazy, you rarely see full grown adults walking around in PJ's? Oh wait, you do. Even so, you see less than you do high school students. So stop being lazy.

Number 2: It's nasty. Okay, so you just spent ALL NIGHT, writing, sweating, crawling around, perhaps you had sex, dropped some toothpaste on it, masturbated, let juices flow that when conscious, are subconsciously not flowing, and then you go out the next day in that shit? Gross. Also, I am not sure why, but it seems that even if you put on deodorant before bed, it is still worn off by the morning, so you even have stinky armpit on it. It's nasty, it's unsanitary, and I don't care how much fake face you slab on in the morning, you little Salvador Dalis, it's still nasty, and I refuse to touch you if you don't keep up with basic hygiene of changing your clothes.

Number 3: Is it that hard to follow rules? I mean, UNDERWEAR goes UNDER your clothing, you think SLEEPWEAR, and NIGHTWEAR, would go on when you are SLEEPING, or at NIGHT. But we don't. I mean it's stupid, you are wearing sleepwear, and nightwear, when you are awake...during the day. And they only make PJ pants as a modesty thing, because nobody wants to see their mother in their underwear. So we make nightwear, to cover up the things we don't want anybody else seeing. What's the next big fashion trend? Modesty blankets like the ones that pregnant woman use to publicly breast feed? I mean seriously, it's a pair of MODESTY PANTS, so you follow the rules, you use them for their intended purpose and then you die knowing you weren't looking like an idiot.

Number 4: Pajama Jeans. I saw these on a commercial, and wanted to shoot myself in the face to relieve the pain. It was stupid. Why would you do that? Now we need a reason to justify using an item as it's not intended, in a gross, nasty, unhygienic way. We want people to get AWAY with it. And if that's not the most recent thing in fashion, lets put on UGGS. You ladies know what I mean. Caveman boots. Those boots that were "So 4billion years ago". And you wear those with the pajama pants. I mean, whenever i look at girls walking around in a "UMAINE" hoodie, with pajamas with little frogs on them, and UGG boots, I imagine I am sitting through a Terry Gilliam film, and I am looking for the next thing to jump out and attempt to kill me.

Number 5: Sometimes I imagine I am in the future. I am a parent and I am looking through a "COSMOPOLITAN" magazine *because I will probably be married and forced to read them* and there is an article in there about "Old Fashion Styles that you wouldn't BELIEVE" and in it, would be a lady with a hoodie, pajama bottoms, and UGG boots.

So I suppose that is my biggest pet peeve, even if it has nothing to do with the school system, I really think we should put a hygiene policy in the school dress code. So I suppose that's about it for today. Next time my friends, and remember, stay clean! (: